Thoughts that I can't tell people in irl without ruining my reputation as a good person.
Sailor Moon S Laser Disk Covers
Chicks at the club hogging the mirror… Bitch you still ugly.
Porn is like McDonalds, it’s always going to be there whether you love it or hate it. And you always enjoy it but then feel guilty afterwards.
When my bf lost 7 lbs in a week and I’m just over here like
When my bf lost 7 pounds in a week and HIS ABS
The first time I tried to give head
On a diet
When I first get home after grocery shopping
Everytime the boy farts in bed.